I am an 19 year old girl whom was handed down her step fathers old car. I do not have an extreme interest in the make or model of a car, In fact you used to make fun of me for how little I know, which I was okay with. But when I come to you, saying and showing you that lights are on in my car, and ask you what they mean, please don’t jump the gun. You called AAA and had them come look at my car while I was still in school and had to call the school to get to my car at all,only to find out that my car is fine. Which you would have known had you not completely ignored any texts following your last text to me “Whatever Ariel”. You would have seen the texts I sent about you not knowing where I parked my car, And that the car was OFF when I took the picture, AND That You would need my keys even to get inside of it… Even after discovering all this your only response is that maybe I’m too dumb to have a car.. Thank you mom for your support and care. 

Usually this would mean a booty call, except I am currently lacking my cell phone which contains all booty calling possibility. #I’mDyingASlowAndPainfulDeath.